Two-By-Fours

Thought you'd enjoy a blonde man joke. Laughter is a good thing.

A couple of blonde men in a pickup drove into a lumberyard.
One of the blonde men walked into the office and asked, "We need
some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't
you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.
He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

All right. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for
a minute and said, "I'd better go

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