She was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde . .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote
"Sagittarius."
She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she
Friday, July 11, 2014
Analysis Paralysis
So..... you just stared a NEW business.
You did your research and found the one just right for you.
You got your money together, and you joined.
You were all excited!
CONGRATULATIONS!
Then........
You sat down to "STUDY" and learn all about your new business.
Even though your mentor said, "JUST TAKE ACTION" you wanted
to be sure you "knew" what you were talking about.
So a few days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months, and
you had not yet started.
FINALLY, on
You did your research and found the one just right for you.
You got your money together, and you joined.
You were all excited!
CONGRATULATIONS!
Then........
You sat down to "STUDY" and learn all about your new business.
Even though your mentor said, "JUST TAKE ACTION" you wanted
to be sure you "knew" what you were talking about.
So a few days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months, and
you had not yet started.
FINALLY, on
What is Difficult?
I do NOT know the author of the following article. I did not write this one but I found it most true and intriguing. I'm sure you'll enjoy it and it is very thought provoking.
Author Unknown
Difficult! Difficult! Is a home-based business difficult? It is difficult when you must produce a report on a Saturday afternoon and cannot attend your son's football game.
It is difficult hearing the mobile phone ring on Christmas morning and you cannot see the excitement on your daughter's face
Author Unknown
Difficult! Difficult! Is a home-based business difficult? It is difficult when you must produce a report on a Saturday afternoon and cannot attend your son's football game.
It is difficult hearing the mobile phone ring on Christmas morning and you cannot see the excitement on your daughter's face
Skipping
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a
diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,
and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you,
you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing
nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"
The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going
to drop dead that third day."
"F
diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,
and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you,
you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing
nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"
The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going
to drop dead that third day."
"F
What Are You Focused On?
If you want to build a successful business, you must focus. Focus on why you can vs. why you can't. Focus on the positive things that you want to happen, never the negatives. Nothing will ever be totally perfect, but if you know where you want to go and focus on getting there and stick with it, you will arrive.
What are YOU focused on?
Successful people know what they want and charge forward to get it. Unsuccessful people sit back and wait for someone else to do it for them. Don't d
What are YOU focused on?
Successful people know what they want and charge forward to get it. Unsuccessful people sit back and wait for someone else to do it for them. Don't d
Work Joke
There are three ladies working together in the same office - a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. After a while, they begin to notice that each day their boss, who is also female, leaves work early.
After this pattern continued for a few weeks, one day they decide that as soon as their boss takes off they'll leave right after her; after all, she never comes back or calls so how would she know? So, after their boss takes off they all leave as planned.
The brunette was elated to be able to g
After this pattern continued for a few weeks, one day they decide that as soon as their boss takes off they'll leave right after her; after all, she never comes back or calls so how would she know? So, after their boss takes off they all leave as planned.
The brunette was elated to be able to g
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